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法國今年冷夏, 七八月沒熱幾天, 桑門大叔就這樣不知不覺的溜走, 許多忍受塞車之苦到海邊渡假的法國人看著冰冷海水, 日日幹勦, 敗興而歸, 溫室"笑"應呵~~呵~地揶揄了好幾聲 。 前幾天走在家附近公園旁的梧桐大街,人行道竟已滿是落葉,秋風慘慘悽悽 ,怎一"愁"字了得。 古人說:"一葉知秋", 在法國可能要改作"一街成秋了"。 就在閉目養神, 唸唸有詞時, 冷不防一堆枯葉裡突然悉悉窣窣的竄出一道黑影,嚇了我一跳! 還以為大白天有蛇在腳邊, 阿彌陀佛的趕緊閃到一旁。待心神一定,彎下腰來看,才知原來是隻羽翼未豐,熬熬待哺的小雀鳥。 (不知道是不是麻雀, 因為除了褐斑外牠的翅膀還有一道明顯的銘黃毛)。 抬頭看一下天空, 高高的梧桐樹葉子遮遮掩掩 ,那裡會有鳥巢的倩影? 左思右盼,只得將小鳥帶回家, 牠也很識相的乖乖讓我握在手裡,不太掙扎。 鳥兒安靜了一陣子,回到家卻啼個不停,大概是餓了,上網查這種雛鳥的養法, 只見google大哥吐出來的資料行行血淚, 條條壟罩著黑色預言, 巫婆的水晶球裡出現離巢孤鳥垂死的影像。 Fistfull of Love - Antony & the Johnsons
靠!怎麼辦? 如果現在放這落翅仔仔回原地,恐怕不成小鳥木乃伊乾也會變為野貓現成鮮嫩的零嘴。 唉.... 就只好將戰且戰的養起一隻小小鳥來,天!.....希...望潔癖法佬最後不要抓狂就好=.=。 (PS:這篇跟同志實在沒什麼關係,有違本blog的慣例,就選一張應名雜誌-『OUT』所調查,好萊圬各同志名歌星作家名人(Boy George, Rufus Wainwright, Cyndi Lauper..)票選出歷年來世界前百大最佳gayfriendly專輯中的Antony & the Johnsons -『I'm a bird now』裡的一首歌來應應景好了。)
榜單如下: 100 The Beatles - Sergent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 99 Joni Mitchell- For The Roses 98 Ferron - Testimony 97 Janis Ian - Between The Lines 96 Nick Drake - Bryter Layter 95 Culture Club - Kissing To Be Clever 94 Hair Original Broadway Cast - Hair 93 Sade - Lovers Rock 92Morrissey - Viva Hate 91 Grace Jones - Nightclubbing 90 Kate Bush - The Kick Inside 89 Fifth Column - To Sir With Hate 88 Hüsker Dü - Zen Arcade 87 Madonna - Confessions on a Dance Floor 86 Madonna - Madonna 85 Nina Simone - Anthology 84 Cyndi Lauper - True Colors 83 Bette Midler - The Divine Miss M 82 Cher - Believe 81 Scissor Sisters - Ta-Dah 由於沒有鳥籠 ,把家裡的酒杯櫃騰空, 鋪上布讓牠暫時棲身 80 Rufus Wainwright - Want One 79 T. Rex - Electric Warrior 78 Various - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack 77 New Order - substance 76 Ani DiFranco - Imperfectly 75 Carole King - Tapestry 74 Michael Jackson -Off The Wall 73 Various - Fame Soundtrack 72 Donna Summer - Once Upon a Time 71 Elton John - Captain Fantastic & The Brown Dirt Cowboy 70 Rent Original Broadway Cast - Rent 69 Frances Faye - Caught In The Act 68 Nirvana - Nevermind 67 Hüsker Dü - Candy Apple Grey 66 Soft Cell - Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret 65 Le Tigre - Le Tigre 64 Patti Smith - Easter 63 Björk - Debut 62 Jeff Buckley - Grace 61 Sleater-Kinney- Dig Me Out 餓了一整天, 牠終於肯進食了! 60 R.E.M. - Automatic For The People 59 Bronski Beat - The Age of Consent 58 Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville 57 Prince - Dirty Mind 56 Team Dresch - Personal Best 55 David Bowie - Diamond Dogs 54 Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes 53 Culture Club - Colour By Numbers 52 Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love 51 Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome to the Pleasuredome 50 Rufus Wainwright - Poses 49 Patti Smith - Horses 48 Cris Williamson - The Changer and the Changed 47 The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs 46 Madonna - Ray of Light 45 Bikini Kill - Pussy Whipped 44 Pet Shop Boys - Very 43 Prince - Purple Rain 42 ABBA - Gold 41 Melissa Etheridge - Yes I Am 懵懵懂懂,東西左右,分不清楚 40 Pet Shop Boys - Behavior 39 Laura Nyro And Labelle - Gonna Take A Miracle 38 Dusty Springfield - Dusty In Memphis 37 Blondie - Parallel Lines 36 Madonna - Erotica 35 Yaz - Upstairs At Eric's 34 Donna Summer - Bad Girls 33 The Smiths - Hatful Of Hollow 32 The Smiths - Meat Is Murder 31 Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstacy 30 Diana Ross - Diana 29 Pet Shop Boys - Actually 28 Queen - The Game 27 Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (are Made Of This) (Are Made of This) 26 Scissor Sisters - Scissor Sisters 25 k.d. lang - Ingénue 24 Sylvester - Living Proof 23 Deee-Lite -World Clique 22 The Gossip - Standing In The Way Of Control 21 David Bowie - Hunky Dory 已經可以自己在客廳小試身手一下 20 Queen - A Day At The Races 19 The B-52s - The B-52's 18 George Michael- Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1 Prejudice, Vol. I 17 Lou Reed - Transformer 16 Queen - A Night At The Opera 15 George Michael - Faith 14 Erasure - The Innocents 13 Ani DiFranco - Dilate 12 The Velvet Underground & Nico - The Velvet Underground & Nico 11 Various - Hedwig And The Angry Inch Soundtrack 翅膀有明顯的黃斑 10 Antony And The Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now 09 Cyndi Lauper - She's So Unusual 08 Madonna - The Immaculate Collection 07 Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road 06 The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead 05 Judy Garland - Judy at Carnegie Hall 04 Indigo Girls - Indigo Girls 03 Tracy Chapman - Tracy Chapman 02 The Smiths - The Smiths 01 David Bowie -The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars 對牠太好了 還把寶毯拿來給牠當背景 感謝好心的好同志中西部可憐蟲提供的大蟲 『社團法人台北市野鳥學會』網站,真的很實用,有相關野鳥養育問題的網友請一定要來看看!!